A Questionnaire Challenge by Bruce Harris

Bruce Harris is the editor and compiler of the Writing Short Fiction site.
For detailed bio, see last issue of 'The Linnet's Wings.'

This article is for people who are making plans for writing projects, and who have decided that they are going to stop making unfulfilled promises to themselves for some unspecified time in the future and actually give writing fiction a go. Savvy enough to already know that getting a first novel into print without a publication record is well nigh impossible, they decide that short fiction is the necessary first step.
But taking the decision is just the start of it. What happens next? Well, before making commitments regarding expensive and time-consuming creative writing courses, perhaps a little preliminary research might be a good idea. Perhaps a relevant questionnaire or two might help aspiring writers to establish where they stand.

Let's take a few questions from one such testing proposition, a questionnaire with the fairly directly to the point title: 'How likely are you to publish short fiction?'

Question 1.
Do you read short stories:
(a) at least every two or three days; (b) at least once a week; (c) only on holiday; (d) rarely, if ever

Question 2.
How many of the short fiction writers you've read are still alive?
(a) None; (b) two to ten; (c) more than ten; (d) I don't know

Question 3.
How many of the magazines or newspapers which you currently read regularly publish short stories?
(a) none of them; (b) one to five; (c) more than five; (d) more than ten.

Question 4.
How many subscriptions do you have at the moment to short fiction magazines, or poetry and short fiction magazines?
(a) none; (b) one to five; (c) six to ten; (d) more than ten.

Question 1 (a) 5 (b) 3 (c) 1 (d) 0
Question 2 (a) 0 (b) 5 (c) 3 (d) 1
Question 3 (a) 0 (b) 1 (c) 3 (d) 5
Question 4 (a) 0 (b) 1 (c) 3 (d) 5

How did you do? Will some background reading be necessary, or are you already up to date with the short fiction genre?

Later, the questionnaire looks at some practical points concerning submitting to magazines and e-zines. How about this department?

Question 9.
If a magazine asks you to present your work 'using a recognised 12 pt font', do you (a) know exactly what they mean; (b) not quite understand what they mean, but decide to find out from someone who does; (c) guess what they mean, and do that; (d) ignore that bit of the instructions; (e) decide not to send them anything?

Question 10.
Before you send a story to a magazine, do you read the submission guidelines:
(a) very thoroughly; (b) briefly, but all of them; (c) what seem like the most relevant parts; (d) beginning and ending sentences; (e) no?

Question 11.
Do you send only send stories to magazines who
(a) accept them through the post; (b) accept them by e-mail; (c) promise a decision within a certain period of time; (d) promise a critique, even if you have to pay for it; (e) ask for a stamped addressed envelope for the return of work?

Question 9
(a) 5 (b) 3 (c) 1 (d) 0 (e) 0
Question 10 (a) 5 (b) 3 (c) 2 (d) 1 (e) 0
Question 11 (a) 3 (b) 5 (c) 1 (d) 1 (e) 0 So how was that? Better?

Perhaps looking at your background knowledge of contemporary fiction might provide further insights.

Question 1.
Who wrote the short story "Brokeback Mountain", on which the film was based?
(A) David Leavitt; (B) Annie Proulx; (C) Alan Bennett; (D) Edmund White

Question 2.
Which writer's novel "The White Queen" was recently serialised on television?
(A) Hilary Mantel; (B) Maeve Binchy; (C) Philippa Gregory; (D) Alison Weir

Question 3.
Which Canadian short story writer recently won the Nobel Prize for Literature?
(A) Alice Walker; (B) John Updike; (C) Alice Munro; (D) Stephen King

Question 4.
Which writer has won two Booker prizes with the first two volumes of a projected trilogy?
(A) Julian Barnes; (B) Martin Amis; (C) Ian McEwan; (D) Hilary Mantel

Question 5.
Which writer's short stories include "The Lady in the Van" and "Father! Father! Burning Bright"?
(A) Alan Bennett; (B) Roald Dahl; (C) Patrick Gale; (D) Jilly Cooper 1 - (B) 2 - (C) 3 - (C) 4 - (D) 5 - (A)

How are you doing so far? Both of these questionnaires, the first with twenty questions and the second with twenty five, are available on the Questionnaires section of the WSF site - see links to left and right of the home page. No logging on or purchasing memberships or reading terms and conditions will be required. Whatever the results may be, there is at least the potential for highlighting the areas for attention.

There are three other questionnaires on site covering other equally relevant areas, and other sections offering analysis, help and advice in all aspects of the short fiction genre.
http://writingshortfiction.org

Bruce Harris